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novels by J.K Rowling, Judy Blume, Melissa de la Cruz & Sitta Karina
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your secret death ray, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.